Dear Avey Tare,
We get it. You pulled an On Kawara. You are still alive. We know. Is this really an excuse to release your new crocodile songs even before you finished editing the garage band track.
We really get it. Panda Bear just had his huge release. Panda Bear just got the closest anyone from Animal Collective ever will at Pitchfork, and he got to see a mediocre Pavement show for free, if he even stuck around for it. We get it. You just wanted the option to leave early and make a statement about skipping Pavement.
Being humble is still a virtue according to my last supper tv dinner trays.
I'm going to tell you a story. One time my roommate had a really cute girl come over. My other roommate and I totally wanted to get into that shit. He spent the whole night trying to upstage roommate number 1 and look super cool and totally rad, and sooooooo into crocodiles, and just came off as a pretty weird dude. So who do you think slept with her? Yeah that's right, roommate number 1. That's Panda Bear. Which one of them do you think you are? Uhuh. Roommate number 2. And all I did was smoke weed and hunt beavers in Red Dead Redemption. So I guess that makes me Deacon.
-dan.
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