DJ Lion Face Explains

DJ LION FACE will explain dan's hardcore lingo in terms your parents can understand, to get the full effect of how much we truly hate something. Like Gustave Flaubert said always searching for "le mot juste" which, is "hitting the nail on the head" or "the word justice" or something like that.

This section is for your questions about life, love, and other cryptic shit. Worried your boy friend is seeing other lions? Ask and DJ LION FACE will tell. Piranha Attack? Just ask. Can't figure out why your accapella metal band can't seem to get any shows? We got the hook up.


Burn your last good shrubbery and chant to the sky. Come ye poor and huddled masses, and look up to the wisdom that is MT. DJ LION FACE.