Monday Meme's #5 - Which State Are You From?

So the theme with these Monday Meme's go along with our guest, Shawn from the Netherfriends being on the show today. The Netherfriends are a pretty huge deal, played Pitchfork, and even embarked on a mission to write one song in each state of This American Crisis.  
They've got some shows coming up in Chicago, and you'll go if you know what's good for you. And as always you might see dan or DJ LIONFACE there and who knows, get lucky?


The WhistlerTue, Nov 16 Chicago, Illinois
Saki Records in-store with DarlingSat, Nov 20 Chicago
Schubas w/Bear HandsFri, Nov 26 Chicago, Illinois

All these videos show how stupid American's can get.


#5 - Iowa?



#4 - Indiana....



#3 - Study guide for 4th grade Standardized Testing that needs good scores for funding



#2 - Colorado Springs (a different state than the rest of Colorado)



#1 - And now YOU SHOULD PROBABLY KILL YOURSELF #2
California/The UK

1. You should probably die because when you released this you said "this BP scare was two months ago" in August of 2010, shit started happening in late April. You're off.
2. I feel like you're actually just riding this "I'm going to make fun of Ke$ha kick everyone has been on recently.
3. A Beatles T-shirt and an emo haircut? How haven't you hung yourself yet, for real.
4. Your protest really did a bunch with a whopping 6,000 views. Did you know that uploading shit like this takes up bandwith and server space somewhere in the infrastructure of what runs what we call the "interwebz" and you only added to your carbon footprint sending this data into the ether. This post is also doing the same thing, but at least I know that.
5. I didn't realize British people gave a crap, this reason is actually anti-"YSPKYS" thanx 4 da support bro.

Monday MEME's #4 - Prose before Bros

That is indeed our Monday Meme topic this week, Prose before Bros, and yeah, Bros gets capitalized Bitches.
To keep up with being literary, bcuz dan & DJ LYIN/PHACE is rly lyterarie, DJlionphase, has brought you extensive posts with longwinded references to things you hopefully shouldn't get because he made half of them up or stole them from obscure one liners in obscure things to keep up with the whole "literary" theme. But right now, he's introducing the newest installment of the weekly Monday MEME's,  "Y-I-S-A-C-U-S-P-J-K-Y" for short. Each week I'll pick a new subject to examine.

5.   New Weekly Kickoff-YOU'RE IN SUCH A CRISIS U SHOULD PROBABLY JUST KILL YRSLF: SPECIMEN #1

You should probably just kill yourself because:

1. Green Day covers on youtube are the most abundant and useless things ever (second to the My Chemical Romance cover contest, which I may cover at one point or another in the future) during the apocalypse when all of youtube and humanity (and you if you manage to live that long) is erased, that file and moment in time will be worth less than a bent tin can with radiation on it. 

2. I can tell that a guitar is from Costco.

3. You didn't put your eyes in the camera, bad craftsmanship.

4. Maybe you just wanted to hide who you really were because you were born in 1993 taking into consideration your youtube name is AndEis93, and your name is Ande because your parents are brain fried hippies who named you after mountains the probably came from or lost their minds on and encourage this pop-punk crisis that you are going through.

5. All that practice of Green Day covers and putting them on the internet for 'critique' and 'support' and 'advertising' and 'putting yourself out there' and whatever the fuck, ACTUALLY DID PAY OFF when your band played a Green Day Cover of "Basket Case" (my personal fav TBH), but at the same time, there was a guy who actually ran away from the stage as you start, and then returns later with headphones...  I'm pretty sure I don't need to scar you anymore then that did, but incase your eyes were closed because you were so 'in the zone' to Green Day, you should know to never do that again unless its 40 years from now and you still haven't died yet and nobody will get the reference, which thus sets the theme for PROSE BEFORE BROS: "BEING SO LITERARY THAT YOU REFERENCE THINGS YOU KNOW PEOPE NEVER HEARD OF TO BE A DOUCHE-BAG", but before we move on, there's more to the whole "kill yourself" post.

6. This is your equivalent of Pete Wentz putting his dick on Twitter and pretending that Gawker, Fox News, HipsterRunoff, and LATFH all deny to put his penis on their websites to promote your emo band. And your accent makes me feel you ARE Holden Caulfield, or that your dad is forcing you to be in this band to make money like Kings of Leon or something. Can't wait for Pitchfork to hype your new EP when it drops dude.

7. Emo is over, and it might help your music, y'know?

4.   CREATIVE NON-FICTION (FEAT J. CARE-OH-WHACK)
This video proves I'm a literary nerd guy. Dinty W. Moore, who makes Brevity Mag, a really awesome flash-CNF (not CTF like Capture the Flag, that'd be cool though) online journal, that sorta made the whole "I'm online and legit" concept way more chill/acceptable/attainable through being a badass. I forgot how I stumbled on this, but the account that uploaded it is DintyWMoore that has 1 video, it is this one, it has 3,641 views from the time I post this, 4 almost 5 in the morning. That means only lit nerds have seen this.







3.   META-PHYCSHUN (NOT POST-MODERN) 
This guy performs with us under the name "DJ-Dub-Step-Dad".



2.   TO "WRITE" LOVE ON HER ARMS vs. TO "WRITE OMG R U 4 SRS" ON HER ARMS
This is one of the more "I think this guy broke all seven deadly sins making this video"-video I've ever stumbled across on the internet. He made a parody video to the "Intro" for the real To Write Love on Her Arms 'organization'/'movement'/whatever they are. The original clocks at 5 min. long and is more of a joke, because it is not intended to be a joke. The guy who parodied it made a 7 min. vid that is more serious & hilarious to a creepily stalkerish exactness and perfection on a more professional caliber too. With my Degree in Internet Psychology Interpreter, I know that means he has way to much time on his hands to just 'whip this up' or anything. Personally, my favorite part is at the end when he makes who I assume is his mom read a fake suicide/redemption/diary entry/letter/I literally have no idea what the fuck it is piece of writing for a few minutes, making fun of To Write Love on Her Arms in such a beautiful way. Like flowers and ponies on a summer day... yeah.



This is the original video if you really don't believe how much more legitimate the parody is to the original.





2.   CHEAP SHOTS AT DANZIG (and an unfair judgement later)






Again, funnier than the real one, right? I guess only to me. Probably because this is just another dark corner of the internet that shouldn't be shown to people, but that's what I'm here for at the end of the day right guys? Crisis!


This is Danzig talking about his comics. Apparently violence is "necessary" for some reason to make them good or something.





1.      PROSE WINS V. BROS! ALSO DANZIG DECLARED GAY!!!


This is just here to be more literary and respectable, so I'm going to just say Prose wins by default because I have otherwise useless information about Holden Caulfield being more aggressive about Prose to his bro than Danzig was to his bro because I tried to re-read the Catcher in the Rye one summer and thirty pages in didn't care anymore, but I remembered this one scene for no reason at all.
     In the Catcher in the Rye there's this scene, where Holden, who is pretending to know how to read sitting in his chair, getting off believing he is getting a short cut to being 'cultured' reading about 'African History' when his pimply ginger (all reference and connotation toward gingers from this point on it will be assumed they are pimply) roommate ALDI or whatever barges in he asks Holden what he's reading and Holden clearly says "Fuckin' Book".
     When Danzig was asked what he was reading (both comic and book) he didn't say "Fuckin' Book" or "Fuckin' Comic" or "Fucking Comic Book 'bout my dick watchu think bitch?" giving us circumstancial evidence, that when compared to Holden Caulfield when disturbed reading, Holden is a snarkier fart. That is it for your internet trash heap of the day. Hopefully you learned something disturbing about yourself along the way!
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-DJ Lyin Face

Monday Memes #3 - "Hair-itage"

This week dan will be covering the Memes. 3rd Person Y'all. Hope you all enjoyed the beautiful Mckenzie Toma on the show today. For being hung over and almost murdering the DJ who goes on before us, it was a lot of fun.

Anyways down to business.

#5. HAIR TALK!
How do I not start with this. It's a youtube channel devoted to hair. Though you may assume that this is going to be a fairly mundane and girly series of videos devoted to hair products, which is all true, I can't help but thinking back to the screaming lessons from last week.

I can see it now.

"DANI!!!! IT'S TIME FOR YOUR...HAIR EXTENSIONS!!!!"



#4. What does Spike Lee think about hair.

Only one way to find out...WESTSIDE STORY SONG FIGHT!

My guess is it's gonna be Nappy.



#3. Mama Mia

Mario's recent video "Braid my Hair" is actually not a conventional music video, like most people think, it's actually a miss posted video post he was trying to put on craigslist. If there are any stylists out there, I think he is still hiring.



#2. Do I know you?

Seriously is this the same kid who taught us how to pig squeal, his older brother, or his mentor? There has to be some connection here. Oh wait, maybe I'm just thinking of DJ LIONFACE in High School.

Anyways, read the comments. You'll see what I mean.



#1. MAN HAIR

Ok so that last kid was a little (gay). Want to take your hair advice from a burly manly man? Let's take a trip to the mountain.



Hope you enjoyed.

Stick around America.

Also check out McKenzie's myspace here for some more beautiful music, and your homework is to check out Alec's tunes here for next week.

You will be quizzed.

-dan